ambassadorzayn:

you drink it you drink it you drink it why am i staring at your breasts malambi lissen to wot im seyin vas happnin neva claim gucci as you aha ! sleep is for the weak *pretends to wank* wickeeddd green is my favorite color aha! babe?? are you alright babe?? ask me if i give a motherfuck??!? bradf0rd bad b0i on the 17th floor aha if harry wants the booty hes gonna have to wait?? aha fly squatter but i cont dance simon i cont dance versace versace versace versace 

jsantagato:

love-health-workout:

omq-ashton:

disneyismyloveandlife:

jellals:

my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”

IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION

This is cool af

am i the only one who sees a dolphin

No way that’s real

catbountry:

ambitiousbard:

relenawarcraft:

goooseling:

puppy farts - Imgur

I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.

holy shit

The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just

Ends.

Liam knows what we want. (non of the images above belong to me.)

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

clinicalum:

Long Way Home (8/30/14)